When Your Husband Goes To Jail, How Do You Pick Up The Pieces?

Well, if you're Diane Passage, the third wife of convicted-but-not-yet-sentenced Ponzi fund operator Kenneth Starr, you do it by returning to the career you left behind when you got married.

 

In this case, as a stripper.  At Scores.  On their reality TV show, following the lives of Scores strippers.

 

Don't worry, though.  She's keeping it classy.  ""They'll be filmed at work," stated a spokesman for the Scores Media Group, "but there will be no nudity."