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THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING!!!!!

THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!!!!!!

 

Tornadoes are ripping through the southern United States?

 

WHO CARES!!!!  THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING!!!!

 

Thousands of Syrians, acting in support of the tank-plagued people of Deraa, have begun calling for the overthrow of President Bashar al-Assad?

 

BORING!  SHE'S WEARING ALEXANDER MCQUEEN!!!!

 

There are vast crowds demanding the immediate resignation of President Saleh of Yemen, rather than accept the Gulf-mediated agreement?

 

SO WHAT?  PRINCE WILLIAM HONORED PRINCESS DIANA AT HIS WEDDING!!!!!

 

Tunisia has informed Libya of its "extreme indignation" over the Libyan army accidentally shelling their nation while fighting rebels?

 

I DON'T CARE!!!!  DAVID BECKHAM AND ELTON JOHN ARE AT THE WEDDING!!!!

 

All news brought to you from the linked sources.  The sarcasm is entirely my own.