Well, if you're Diane Passage, the third wife of convicted-but-not-yet-sentenced Ponzi fund operator Kenneth Starr, you do it by returning to the career you left behind when you got married.
In this case, as a stripper. At Scores. On their reality TV show, following the lives of Scores strippers.
Don't worry, though. She's keeping it classy. ""They'll be filmed at work," stated a spokesman for the Scores Media Group, "but there will be no nudity."